brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm so fucking centered right now
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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