is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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