"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I think I just shit out all my problems.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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