do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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