so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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