i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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