I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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