Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
