I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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