I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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