Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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