I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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