That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I love you.
Bad choice
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