I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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