How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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