Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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