piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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