Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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