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The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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