i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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