i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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