So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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