Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
My bed is full of blood and feathers
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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