Fine. I'll sleep in my office
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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