Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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