So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
OPIZZABONMYDICK
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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