Hey man sorry I got all grabby
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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