plz talk dirty to me
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
and you fell through a lawn chair
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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