you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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