you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
