Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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