I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
When are your genitals available?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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