but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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