I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
