your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I wish i was in the wii world.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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