On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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