I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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