I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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