He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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