i just wanna soil my oats bro
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
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