just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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