But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
