Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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