he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
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Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Randomize
