Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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