I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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