its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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