im about as happy as oj after his trial
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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