I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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