why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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