i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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