I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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