dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
