So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
A bitchslap is in order.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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