2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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