Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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