see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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